DOCK THE ROCKET
Put the base of your magnificent dong on the zero line. Screen protection is your business.
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HOW BIG IS YOUR LEGEND?
Dock the package. Drag the tip marker. Adjust reality as required.
LIVE READING
11.3cm
OFFICIAL VERDICTPOCKET ROCKET
BASE
GOES
HERE→
GOES
HERE→
PLACE YOUR SCHLONG ALONG THIS LINE
EGO CALIBRATIONCONFIDENTLY OPTIMISTIC
+63% SWAGGER
HONEST-ishGYM LOCKERLEGENDARY
NO PHD REQUIRED
THREE STEPS TO GLORY.
MARK THE TIP
Drag the yellow marker until it meets the end of the situation. No pressing. Be civilized.
BEND REALITY
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